RIDICULOUS RESUME
Eric Moneypenny
34 degees North and 118 degrees West, CA
Age: 154 in Dog Years
Phone:  (323) 469-3914
E-mail:  ericmoneypenny@excite.com
URL:  http://www.ericmoneypenny.com

AWARDS / NOTABLE
2002 SlimJim Essay Contest Winner

1984 Wimbledon Mixed Jr. Doubles Champion
1987 Kentucky Derby Winner
1988 Kentucky Fried Chicken Essay Contest Winner
1989 WWF Intercontinental Champion
1990 Pulitzer Prize

1993 WWF Intercontinental Champion
1995 Pac-Man for a day
1998 HS Graduate
1999 Took lots of naps.
2001 Took an oath never to enter a SlimJim Essay Contest.


BENEFITS
“Let's Get Gary Busey An Apartment"  -  Key Club, 1983.
"Elton Brand-Aid" - Duke University, 1999.

CLASSES/WORKSHOPS
The Art of Soundtrack Composition (Instructor - Kenny Loggins) (Graduate) Vernon Park, IL
Tom Berenger's Comedy Workshop (Graduate)  Santa Monica, CA
Alan Thicke’s Humor Writing Class (Graduate)  Studio City, CA

SPECIAL SKILLS / OTHER
Has a great deal of experience with food digestion, mountain climbing, and unicorn inhalation.  Also, performs over 986 celebrity impressions including Foghorn Leghorn, Mats Wilander, Sifl, Ollie, Robin Yount, Bobo Brazil, Lester Hayes, Sidney Moncrief, Roy Rogers, Kid, Play, Bel, Biv, DeVoe, Willam Dafoe, Warren Moon, Gary Kroeger, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, and many others.


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